This is NOT For Your Health; "it's just what happens when I am restless"

I hope Michael Crabtree re-enters the draft and gets re-drafted by the niners.

I hope Shawn Merriman gets horse collared so bad he can’t play the rest of the year. (lights out)

I wish someone would tell Joe Paterno he doesn’t do anything on the sidelines and maybe he should just leave.

I wish Jake Delhomme and Marc Bulger would get a room together at the “What Happened to my career” motel.

I wish Steven Jackson would call Marshal Faulk and apologize for thinking he could do a better job.

I hope Michael Vick starts the rest of the year and dominates with the Beagles.

I wish someone explained to Charlie Weiss that his team would be fine if he just went on a diet. It’s disgusting.

I wish Tom Brady took over as Coach for the New England Patriots and Belichick never received any false credit again.

I wish Favre gave a heartfelt apology for ruining Sports Center the last two months and then Thomas Jones slapped him for saying Adrian Peterson was the first real running back he ever played with, while Ahman Green then chained him to a small crawl space... with some help from Dorsey Levens.

I wish Eli Manning and Philip Rivers got into a physical altercation resulting in personality manipulation for both of them, and then they become tolerable human beings.

I hope Issac Bruce leads the league in touchdowns and yards, and then moons the Rams front office.

I hope Ricky Rubio never makes it to the NBA.

I wish Roger Federer would beat the Capri’s off Rafeal Nadal, and then steal his racket.

I hope Greg Paulus, at some point this season, attempts a bounce pass.

I hope Greg Paulus attempts a field goal this season and misses…whats new, another missed three.

I wish Serena Williams talked more trash resulting in much more unintentional humor.

I wish Kanye West interrupted the Red Sox Wild Card acceptance. Sorry Texas, the race is over.

I wish the Lions would go 0-16 again. Because Culpepper is the future.

*This is Not for your health*